I was invited to a house party by one of my best friends last Sunday.As is always the case with me when it comes to such functions,i charged myself up with a few cans of Shark vodka stimulation and got the host a bottle of vodka
MAN!! Wasn't i wasted at that party?I got totally shit-faced and have no recollection of how and when i left that event .Apparently,After i went MIA, my best friend and the girlfriend grabbed my stuff and came looking for me.I gave him my keys and my old phone...Yes...i had just gotten myself a new phone the day before.To date i have no idea of how that happened and yet i had a man-purse on me. isn't that where such stuff is supposed to go?
I got my Ass to the CBD higher than a kite,but i remember bits and pieces of stuff that happened...I walked into Tacos and had a cigarette,went to tribeka and had a drink or two......(blank).....next thing i remember is being in a casino with 3 other dudes and 4 chicks.One of the chicks was trying to explain to me how to play poker.(never explain such stuff to a drunk guy you dumb ass!!)... i also remember that chicks fascination with my Watch.*that piece of steel gave me so much attention with the ladies*...i say it in past tense because i think she gave herself the watch as a souvenir.
After the guys had played enough, it was time to leave...the crew invited me to join them for a little more partying in westlands.which i declined coz mama taught me better than to go clubbing with strangers..hahaha,i wasn't in the mood of being ‘chipod’ and i had a lot to do the next Monday so i had to pass ....(blank)...(blank)...(blank)...am buying mirra...(blank)...I get mugged at the bus terminus,which automatically sobers me up for a while only to realise that am phone less,have no shoes on,my wallet which is usually glued to my ass is missing,and so is my man-purse.
I reach into my emergency pocket hoping the 500 bob that i keep there for such case scenario is still intact...and there it was;My saviour.even though it wasn't enough for a cub and i had no house keys on me,it was enough to get me on a matatu to my second home in nyayo estate. I sat next to the driver and asked him to wake me up once we reached the total petrol station in embakasi...SHOCK ON ME!!He woke me up in pipeline estate.. ‘‘mwisho wa gari”!!gave me back 200 and stepped on the accelerator...That dumb ass thuged from me and dumped me in the middle of no where in the pouring rain.
I hop on to a boda boda and pay with the loose change,get to my destination safe,blocked my line and black out. Did i learn any lesson from that whole incident???Not really because i did it all over again with no regrets on Friday night...In the same bad company of my best friend.I ask him to drive me to Rafiki’s from Westlands and black out only to find myself in Maasai land near the Namanga border to Tanzania.
That's a whole different story for another day!!LIVE LIFE WITH NO REGRETS!