I000 on lucky Friday the 13th

Was up blog buddies....and  the rest of you underground readers!Oh yes you!!!I never thought i would be hitting a thousand views with such few posts its.its finally happened on lucky Friday the 13th.This calls for a few bottles!!!I guess the correct way to say this would have to be thank you!!Xie xie!mucho gracious!ni wega!Ashi naling!Asanteni!for reading about my not so twisted life....... it gets better .

Last Thursday i bumped into  a girl from pangani that i dated for 2 months before we lost contact on my last year  of high school.She looked breath breathtakingly hot and was very fast in letting  me know  that she is in a loving relationship with some Ethiopian guy(which i didn't really care about!!) After opening my bag of old tricks and flirting for while,....I reminded her of our unfinished business.A candle that had been lit and never switched off,the undone deed....... which i hopped we could actualise during this cold season and close that chapter of  our lives.There was no harm in trying my luck,right!!

I am a very  impatient man and hate late comers.unless of-course its me.In that case, wont  just being late,I arrive fashionably late!!.As stated in some prior post,I have  eagerly been waiting to host my neighbour  over.last Friday was my last try.He was late again.(what to do with him?)...Am tired and will now leave it up to him to surprise me.And not in the same way that the one night stunt guy surprised me  later that night.

I am nobodies rebound guy and certainly not as shallow as some people think.The eve date guy had very high expectations and really expected the 3 letter words to work on me.I was there as a friend but he expected more than he had bargained for.It might be how how gets his prey but not enough to get me to drop my briefs!I know some would ask how it happened the time??It was a drunken dare by a gay buddy that thought such a cute guy shouldn't go home alone.....let me leave that subject at that!!

The pangani chick was all down for it!!So we scheduled a Saturday brunch date which she wanted followed by swimming and  a movie that she wanted us to watch in the cinemas.....cinema my behind!And thank god for the horrible weather.I had a copy of the movie on CD and wasn't about to waste money watching it on the big screen.so i convinced her to come watch it at my place instead,and  later we could go out  for the 6AM  Heineken party.........i don't have to tell you what happened after we got home.Lets just say the deal was sealed and we owed each other nothing no more!!

It  wasn't all that i had expected it to be after that.She began to freak me out with her actions after the deed.she became very possessive of me.In case she hadn't realised,I had very many plans for this Saturday and most didn't involve her.And because of that,my phone kept on  ringing off the hook and she would complain when i answered to cancel my other plans.(plans that i had made a week before i started imagining a landing strip)  and i began to regret why i had run into her and started thinking with my dick....”GIRL!!!!I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND AND THIS WAS A ONE  TIME THING!!”

She was just too much too soon that i had to cancel the 6AM Party date.There is no way i was gonna go with a freak who was answering my calls as i took a shower.I began to thinking that the Ethiopian guy was just some imaginary character to get me jealous or something.And damn was she mistaken!!I had a date to the event and had cancelled for her sake. Invasion of privacy on my phone is a NO! NO!

She picked a call from my best  fag hag who was crying on the other end of the line and really needed me to be with her and this lunatic started insulting my one of my best friend.Thank God i got out of the shower on time to catch her in the act.No wonder she didn't want to get rid of those bodily fluids at the same time with me.I was so pissed that i asked her to do the stepping ........ apologies to my friend and promise to meet her soon, meant i had to find someone i deemed worthy to receive a free pair of tickets. My sister fit the profile  and was the felicitous party.

That night was marked with too much drama,I played Joey Greco of cheaters for a night and ended up taking my friend home with me where we drowned her sorrows in my signature vodka dawa till she blacked out and i was left with one drunken problem.Having to stay up and wait for my sis and the boyfriend to get back home safe.

The first celebratory drink is on me.....I accept any of the goodies below to celebrate..

 Happy Furahiday!!