straight date...says who?

I  know ways to ask a guy out, where if he's gay, he'd know it was a date BUT if he is straight, he'd just think we were hanging out.MAN!!!! The way he giggles when i call him......oh......if i had a weak heart,it would probably be going paragacha!!!Hahaha...

Well not really.We all have our own perspectives and ways of looking at stuff.For instance, if someone asked me to get a coffee I wouldn't assume it was a date but more of a meet and greet over my Favorite beverage, Its not like "oh shes a chick n I like chicks or he's a guy, I like guys, it must be a date".Thats total bull!!

There is little point talking about a date if you don't know your dates sexuality. Either ask  or get someone to ask for you.Or just invite them for coffee and read the situation?

Then and only then,will you get to confirm if;-

1) He's straight.
2) He's gay but not interested in you.
3) He's gay and interested in you.
4)He's bi and interested in you and /or your girlfriends.

Why am i sharing this even before i finish working on the last post???Remember the my ''metro''sexual neighbor?A problem is brewing in my head.....This boy is getting too close to my inner circle [That doesn't make him a threat in any way,Right?.....] Well that's where you are mistaken.....I don't mind sharing the kid,one of my friends has already stuck her tongue inside there and there is no problem with me diving my tongue into those shallow murky .The problem is that i get bored very quickly and the longer he prolongs our proper  meet n greet the more points he looses on my sexo-meter.

We talk about regular subjects on the days we take the same bus home.I may be reading too much into things......of late,a hand shake almost instantly awakens a hard on......

I don't think I've ever had to have the, 'are you gay' conversation with anyone I've wanted to date before. Mainly because I've not normally wanted to date someone just on a whim. I normally know them a more than a little before that, and it is usually fairly obvious.

We were to have brunch at my place on Friday coz he has mentioned several times that he would like to know where i leave.But i had to cancel the moment i realized he was an african timer because my cock blocking friends had my phone ringing off the hook coz i was running late for some group work  discussions.So our meeting was postponed to yesterday.A giggly phone conversation later,i was being invited to a friends house for drinks.which i was very quick to take a pass on.

Its all pretty obvious, so... like, go and find out?(I hear one of those voices most times)
Or you could just ignore it.

I have No idea how to phrase it. .....I can only imagine it being horrendously awkward, so I am of no help to myself on this matter. I know him allot already, but still blind as to his sexuality.So should i just ask him?? Or say, 'Hey, I want to bone you so it'd be cool if you took it up the pooper'. and hope he is likely to say, "Oh, hell yea!..... Me too!!!" or "That's sick. YOU GIVE AND TAKE COCK UP YR ASS OMG WEIRD!" or
''if you throw in a chick that i like,al consider it."

Either way,i will have my  answer.And we all live happily ever after....Right!!